Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Nancy Beaumont Wins First Place. Takes Life In Own Hands.

Nancy Beaumont made it into the CNBC finals this week despite 17,000 voodoo dolls in her likeness being stabbed like a stock trading Caesar. How did this woman sign up with all these different accounts and then make it into the top 20 with eleven of them? THE ANGRY STOCKBROKER IS IN THE 81ST PERCENTILE AND THIS CONNIVING SUCCUBUS IS NUMBER ONE?!?!


Beaumont signs up for CNBC Million Dollar Stock Challenge




Beaumont seals her fate with a first place win in week 1



Lizzie Penobscot, a Mississippi housewife in 14,725th place,
pounds Beaumont to the floor in the Macy's health and beauty department. Bystanders applaud.




Stockbroker from Fayetteville, NC
surprises Beaumont in her crypt.
Returns a modicum of fairness to stock game.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i was ?'ing the same thing looks like a scam to me it's not like her name is jane doe there might more that one of them in the competition

The Angry Stockbroker said...

You may be right, A. I'll have to do more research and see what's up. Maybe CNBC will come clean and tell us what's going on.

TradingGoddess said...

I am quite pissed about the whole thing as well and posted my wrath. Next thing you know, I get a knock on the door from the boys in blue - mentioning something about a death threat I made on old Nanceeee.

But as you say... a modicum of fairness needs to be restored...

The Angry Stockbroker said...

Yes, fairness in the form of chicken wire and cement shoes. Your posted wrath must've done the trick. Nancy Beaumont has gone the way of all things. Probably sitting in Purgatory with Jimmy Hoffa drinking Zima's right now.

Well done, Goddess.