I almost committed a federal crime today when I walked into a Bank of America and was told I'd have to pay them $5 to CASH A CHECK DRAWN ON BANK OF AMERICA! Are you kidding me? The manager ran over when my voice reached Who concert decibels and said, since I had CHOSEN not to open an account there the cost of doing business with me was $5.
WELL I ALSO CHOSE NOT TO TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR NIGHT DEPOSIT SLOT YOU SYPHILITIC HAG! DO YOU THINK THAT'S WORTH FIVE BUCKS?
How can you charge people to cash checks drawn on your own bank?!?! What if the check was for $3? Would they ask me for $2?
What hunchbacked accountant dreamed this up? "One day while I was selling Cambodian orphans to a North Korean plasma center I thought, 'What if we charged people to cash our own checks?' Later that day when I was punching a nun I decided to call the boss and give it a try.'"
And who is this boss? Who is the demon with a twisted spine and withered soul who signed off on this idiotic plan to screw a few more dollars out of the working poor? His name is Kenneth D. Lewis, chairman, president and CEO of Bank of America. Born in a cauldron in the swamps of Meridian, Mississippi he was raised by serpents on a diet of Chocktaw virgins and stillborn puppies. It was here, in the only state in the union that still has the stars and bars on their flag, where he learned to love and respect his fellow man.
Do not give your money to Bank of America! KEN LEWIS IS TO BANKING WHAT JOHN WAYNE GACEY IS TO CLOWNS!
But don't think Lewis is working alone. All dictators have lackeys and minions doing the grunt work. Witness Joe L. Price, Chief Financial Officer:
And Vice-Chairman and President, R. Eugene Taylor:
DO NOT GIVE YOUR MONEY TO BANK OF AMERICA! Sure they have a sweet ad campaign, but don't be fooled. Their ATM's emit mustard gas if your balance falls below $1,000.
BOC's stock is at $49.64 and falling. I hope it falls like a skydiver strapped to a washing machine.
7 comments:
God that is a funny rant. Damn lmao. I'm adding you to my blogroll. If nothing else, it will save time from having to type in your long-ass web address. (Almost as long as mine.)
You and I get pissed about the same things. Wachovia once racked up about $90 in over draft charges because they said, get this, "your account had the potential to be overdrawn." I swear to god. The potential??? They said since the amount scheduled to be debited from my card was more than the balance, that I was overdrawn. I can't remember exactly how I got them to refund the $$, other than my usual relentless persistence and dogged determination, but they did refund the $$.
Get em! This is so fucking funny I have to stop reading. Everyone at work is getting jealous.
the Wachovia thing is true. And the half-witted, ignoramus biotch that argued with me over the phone told me I needed to manage my money better. As if she had any experience with money, please....
Hi Woody, I'm glad you liked today's blog. They really charged you for the "potential" to be overdrawn?? Jesus, these people are insane. And then they tell you guys to manage your money better. Sweet.
You know, in our local newspaper every week they publish the health inspector's reports for all the restaurants in town. I wish they'd publish stories of horrible customer service too. It might change how some places to business.
Death to half-witted ignoramus bitches!
Bank of America seems to have a reputation for hiring the most snot-nosed anti-customer service managers in the entire worldwide banking system. Back in college they would not cash a check for me even though I had an account there for some stupid reason I don't remember. I closed my account on the spot, and went to some friendly local bank.
Holiday Inn comes in a close second place.
Holiday Inn is a close second? Cool. I can't wait to try them out. Let me know if you find anyone else with horrible customer service. I'm kinda liking my shitty service safari.
Hello: I just tried to cash a Bank of America check at Bank of America and was told I had to pay $5 which of course I refused to do. I'll just go to my bank. I have never heard of a bank charging to cash a check drawn off of them. Is that even legal????
They should be forced to rename that brood of vipers to BANK OF UNAMERICANS.
They pissed me off for the last time. My wife's card fell victim to fradulent charges last week. It took me 4 telephone calls just to get the card cancelled. In the end, we ended up eating the loss (under $50.00).
It is easier to send money to Mexico than it is to report fradulent behavior.
Burn in hell B of A, I switched to Wells Fargo.
Now, if I could only find a way to have a little revenge without breaking any laws.
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