Powerful people read The Angry Stockbroker folks. Mere hours after my last post where I scissor-kicked Kraft Foods and it's Parent company Altria (formerly Phillip Morris, formerly the Secret Order of the Lung and Butt, formerly Knights of the Yellowed Nail) for attempting to take over the world one diabetic at a time, the International Financial Group Credit Suisse announced it would maintain Altria's rating of 'outperform.'
That's right, bloggers and bloggettes. Less than a day after this post hit the street Credit Suisse decided it need to RE-ANNOUNCE IT'S FAITH IN ALTRIA. Do you see the power I wield? International Banking Concerns roll out their multimillion dollar propaganda machines when The Angry Stockbroker sits down at the computer.
Even earlier in the day Kraft Foods announced it had paid it's CEO $18.6 million dollars last year, despite leaving many of it's customers in shallow graves around the country. Thanks to The Angry Stockbroker's diligence in uncovering the Krafty plot to kill us softly with sugar, the unholy spawn of Phillp Morris saw the need to show the world how rich and powerful they are. $18.6 million? You don't scare me with your individually wrapped fat-free cheese substitute and your chocolate Teddy Grahams. You have entered to Blog-O-Sphere you septic pit dwellers. Your Oreo powers are useless here!
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I'm not sure where I've been but I almost missed the news about Altria lately. I was watching Mad Money earlier today and Jim talked about investing in MO-WI which is Altria without Kraft, at least Altria wont contribute to that horrible thing called obesity.
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Yeah, I guess we can't blame Altria for teenage obesity and all that. Of course, that's a little like seeing Charles Manson and going, "Well, at least he didn't eat anyone."
Thanks for the comment Chris. Now go to bed. You have a test tomorrow and you need your sleep.
Thank you very much for sharing your thoughts. It is always great pleasure to read your posts.
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