Don't Make a Mess In Texas

What happened to my pawnshops? FCFS down again today? First Cash Financial Services, Inc., you can't possibly be losing money. You're the Texas King of Payday Loans! You've even got pawnshops in Mexico where it's legal to sell children under 7.

Where are the housewives selling their husband's tools 'cause they caught them cheating with the waitress at the Suds 'n' Juggs? Where are my meth addicts driving up to your store with a screwdriver in the ignition switch and the steering column dragging outside the driver's side door?

C'mon guys, there can't possibly be a shortage of human misery in Texas! Didn't the Texas state flag used to be a boot stomping on a guy's neck? Where do you think President Bush learned his diplomacy skills?!

Dig deep FCFS. We gotta make it through this two-day breather and get this stock shooting up like a Klansman's blood pressure on Martin Luther King Day. Throw some flyers out at drag races and state fairs. You take baby strollers, right? It's never too early to get a baby walking. Hit the daycare centers. Tell the single mothers they can get the entire NASCAR shot glass collection if they pawn that stroller

Are you telling me there's nobody in Gainesville who needs a payday loan?? According to my online sources, "On the state administered reading proficiency tests, Gainesville Independent School District grades 10 and 11 scored substantially lower than the state average." It's a payday loan goldmine!!!

Get on the stick FCFS! The average wage in Cameron county is $486 a week. The lowest in America. We got kids who can't read and grownups who can't earn a living. IT'S THE PERFECT STORM OF PAWNSHOPS!!!

I'm buying 2,000 shares at the end of the week. I better smell some Texas desperation walking through those doors or I'm going to come down there personally and put a west coast liberal whooping on your skinny little Wrangler backside.